exmormons and their garlic

11:47 pm Reference

My exmormon aunt divorced her husband after cheating on him and remarried to a rather nice guy. He was nice, but really weird (and later she divorced him too). He said he ate an entire bowl full of raw garlic every day. I thought that was bizarre, but I was polite about it. Because I wasn’t repulsed by the idea, he tried to get me to eat a whole bowl of it and I could only stand one clove. He asked me if I ate it all. I said, “Uh huh.” Then he asked to smell my breath.  Who asks to smell someone’s breath? My other exmormon aunt remarried too, but her husband wasn’t quite as entertaining.

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